Of course you show up to the holiday party alone again, you’re clearly one of those little virgins that spend all their time jerking off instead of becoming a productive member of society and making themselves attractive to the fairer sex. I can’t watch you spiral any longer. You won’t be some cranky, entitled incel. I will train you to be the good kind of beta, a useful male even when I take away your access to that over-wanked pecker. I can already see you are feeling weak and submissive yet throbbing with anticipation. I will make you into an obedient little bitch for me, you will give your life purpose through servitude to me.