We have the best roommate agreement, wouldn’t you say. Tonight I have a date so you’ve come to make yourself useful, to pay for my expensive date, to hear all about the fun I’m going to have at your literal expense while you worship my pretty feet. You love every moment worshiping these perfect feet, feasting on a woman so superior to you, you can’t believe your luck, and are eternally grateful for the opportunity. Worship and throb, and enjoy keeping that hard on all night while you play video games and I’m getting wined dined and fucked.