I know you’re probably confused why I wanted to talk when I ghosted you after our date. The thing is you were great and all but it didn’t take much to figure out you get your looks and all your money from your Pops. So I just happened to bump into him and one thing lead to another, and well we’re married now, he’s decided to remove you from the trust and the will, but as a parting gift I’ll let you loathe-stroke to me just this once, then you can grow up and get a life of your own and stop mooching off him!