I’ve bought you a gift, it’s going to change your life, I guarantee it. Right now you’re just a gross little incel who has an obvious crush on Me (your step-mommy). But you’ve started costing too much money, the cleaning ladies are tired of cleaning up your crusty nasty t-shirts, sheets & towels from your chronic masturbation, so we’re cutting costs in this house. You spend our money on your porn subscriptions, and porn videos and I’m putting an end to it all, you won’t be the disgrace of the century once you slip into your new gift and experience life without distractions!