So, thought I’d check in during my vacation, I wasn’t planning on it but there’s been an incident with your chastity keys. They are currently on the bottom of the ocean. Oopsies! I guess you’ll just have to use the remainder of my trip to contemplate permanent chastity, or the utter humiliation and shame you’d feel trying to get a locksmith or ER-Doc to cut you out you’d rather just be locked up forever!